tlcplmax:

Why do they hate us, First Sergeant?

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

sterlingarcher:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

gallifreyburning:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:

When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years thinking “I wish Rose could have been here.” Eventually, he goes back to a few seconds after he left Rose and says “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”

Rose never knew how long the Doctor waited for her.

I think this makes sense. In the episode Rose you see all those photos of Nine at the assassination of Kennedy and at the Titanic (on his own). But also in that episode he’s checking his reflection in the mirror like he’s seeing it for the first time, so he can’t have been long regenerated. So maybe he does all that stuff in the time before he comes back and says “Did I mention, it also travels in time?”

which makes that line even more powerful because this time he would really want her to say yes, because he knows what it’s like without her. 

What’s interesting are the events the Doctor (theoretically) chose to visit during that time between when Rose (theoretically) first said no, and when he returned to extend the invitation a second time. Nine was photographed/drawn near the Titanic, Krakatoa, and the Kennedy assassination. All horrible catastrophes with tragic loss of life, all catastrophes that caused profound change in human history, catastrophes that (if Pompeii and Bowie Base One are anything to go by), would likely qualify as fixed points in time. 

This leads me to believe that the Doctor was nearly in the throes a Time Lord Victorious breakdown as a result of the Time War and Rose’s rejection. He was dancing around the edges of these fixed points, likely looking for a way to save lives and prove to himself that he wasn’t a vile person. To prove to himself he could make a difference. 

To prove to himself that he’s worthy of having someone brave and clever like Rose as a companion.

And Nine (obviously) doesn’t save Kennedy’s life or stop the eruption of Krakatoa, but in the episode “Rose” we find out he DOES save one family originally scheduled to travel on the Titanic by convincing them to delay their trip. A small measure of redemption.

Enough so that the Doctor summons the courage to return to that dark London sidewalk and casually lean out the door of his TARDIS like no time had passed at all, like he hadn’t been scrabbling in the wake of Rose’s rejection. And then he said the words he’d practiced alone in his console room dozens of times, with the exact amount of calculated swagger he’d rehearsed: “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”

freexcitizen:

atac-wolfe:

freexcitizen:

556operateitfagget:

The Shuty 9mm

The Shuty 9mm is an experimental 3d printable firearm design by Defcad.org forum user Shadowfall.

The Shuty 9mm is a primarily 3d printed handgun based atop the AR-15 platform, It may prove to be one of the first successful semiautomatic 3d printed firearms available being a great improvement to other designs such as the liberator pistol.

It is completely 3d printable with the exception of 4 bolts, a glock type barrel, and a nail for the firing pin. The design operates semi automatically and will most likely prove to be exceptionally more durable than previous 3d printed firearms designs such as the liberator. The Shuty 9mm features no means of attaching a stock making it legal to produce as a handgun.

An Illegal fully automatic version with butt stocks may soon follow upon release to prove a political point against gun control. 3d printable sub machine guns may be in our near future.

This would be sweet if it had a rail for an optic

Agree
So far the most promising printable to date, and most aesthetically pleasing

Things id like to see, a rear qd mount for a sling, left side charging handle, a top rail for optics, and it to use Glock mags, stem or Uzi. Also wouldn’t using a .45acp be better then a 9mm Luger? Isn’t .45acp a lower pressure round?

hellmas:

jzul:

this was my first laptop

JULZ OH MY FUCKING GOD

askthesassyangelcastiel:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

why do we always end up here

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

tsunderisse:

emmathing:

IS THAT A DR WHO REFERENCE

no. a 41 year old man in japan does not watch your awful british children’s television. shut the fuck up

resistanceguide:

I did say I was going to draw up some diagrams for small unit tactics, but I’ve found some stuff in a few books and some pictures I already had saved that do a much better job that I ever will. I’ll get around to posting them over the next few days.

koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*