me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment
judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?
me: fuck off. next question
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
Yeah no kidding.
White boy quote of the day:
"I’m against gay rights"
Right, because only white boys are against gay rights.
Oh wait, would you look at that. The only countries where homosexuality is illegal are ones where POC are the majority. And in all…
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk