Oh God, what, fuck.

Death is only the beginning.



drop-deaddream:

comic-bucky:

BUCKY NO

BUCKY YES


unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.


haidorie:

isbiri:

"This wouldn’t have happened under Saddam"

Well yeah, he likes to do the killing and destruction himself. Now way he’d let ISIS upstage his cruelty.

Word.


fyerflys:

ugh the burger

fyerflys:

ugh the burger


 

 


>stay up all night
>regret


 

 



Spent my morning at Denny’s and watched the sun rise.


commanderabutt:

adhoption:

stupidstagram:

stupidstagram:

so many hot boys……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot girls 

in 

the world 

change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs 

if literally just switching the genders can make you this angry you probably shouldn’t have made the post in the first place

perfect


apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


 

 


Took the econo-box out to watch the sun rise.

Took the econo-box out to watch the sun rise.


■ This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk


lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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