Rad as Fuck.

bombing:

me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment

judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?

me: fuck off. next question


beautyqueenvomit:

me prepping for my 1 note selfies

beautyqueenvomit:

me prepping for my 1 note selfies


 

 


My new favorite photo of my cat.

My new favorite photo of my cat.


secretlyterezi:

tfw no gf (good field) to sow your seeds upon

secretlyterezi:

tfw no gf (good field) to sow your seeds upon


firehouselight:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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Yeah no kidding.


tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 

tohdaryl:

Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time. 



black-riverkiller:

lospaziobianco:

The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

Best idea ever



viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome


■ http://cosmicallycosmopolitan.tumblr.com/post/100566344504/ipodiphoneirack-theracismrepellent-white-boy

ipodiphoneirack:

theracismrepellent:

White boy quote of the day:

"I’m against gay rights"

Right, because only white boys are against gay rights.

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Oh wait, would you look at that. The only countries where homosexuality is illegal are ones where POC are the majority. And in all…

mckinnna:

It’s my therapy; crayons and an exacto knife

mckinnna:

It’s my therapy; crayons and an exacto knife


rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real


grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk


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